Living Room

Aland del Largo
***Aland recoils in horror at the growing speculation surrounding his sex, considers a carrer as an erotic novelist, then decides it's gone far enough. He raises his palm to the monolith and declares to all existance "I am man"***

Canadian Mexico
I tried being one of those once. It was fun, until the novelty wore off and I realized I had to start aiming when I peed.

Sweet Jesus Land
O_o....sweet jesus!

Hiltix
I think I'm going to rip out my own jugular now. :I

Sunday noon
Kindjal finally makes it to the living room and finds everything Pyonjinguk brought back...
"My... Thank you, really !"
She picks up a croissant and sits at the table.
"Where is everyone ? I don't think we can eat it all by ourselves !"

Draenethia the Thistle just stood by the mantelpiece, quietly observing the household coming to life on this clear Sunday's morning. In came Kindjal, yawing like a leopard and still bleary-eyed from sleep. Drae twitched slightly with silent amusement as she stubbed her toe on the couch foot, and listened to her cursing all down the hallway.

She came back in, and finally noticed all the food Pyongjiyunk had brought in for everyone. Talked to herself in an undertone, muttering sleepily about...

Having left his polar bear outside, Aurora came in, and looked bemused by the righteous amount of goods stockpiled on the table. Well, he'll surely join in if allowed to!

Kindjal spotted a new roommate standing there and looking with desire at the food. She showed him a chair and said, between two mouthfuls :
"You're hungry ? Feel free to join me, I don't think I'm going to be able to eat it all by myself... Got no idea where others are..."

Aurora smiled shyly, and took the word and sat down within a reasonable distance of Kindjal.

"I see some have an understating vision of what a "meal" can be!"

Aurora shovels a few delicious bits in his mouth and says:

"I wish we had such nice things to eat in my Lands. Such a shame we haven't!"

And then yells:

"God almighty, where are you again, Drae? Got lost in the stairs whilst wall climbing?"

Kindjal frowned and asked Aurora : "Are you talking to the Thistle ?"
She stopped eating, checking what Aurora was chewing with suspicion.

"Im talking to the thistle. Although I'm no donkey to smash such a delicious thing, I'm sure I've seen him before!"

Notices the frowning glance of Kindjal, and asks:

"Oh, sorry, did I do something wrong?"

"I think SM brought it back here...
I'm not sure he was aware of it but stil...
You know SM ?"

Mutters:

"SM, SM, can't remember of an SM"

Then more clearly:

"Well I think we havent been presented yet?"

Kindjal grins and takes the cool guy pose ( )
"Hi my name is Kindjal ! I'm the only girl living here, so I got an extra big room just for me
You should try your luck in the guys' room and see if you can find an empty bed and closet !
I'm sure you're going to be just fine with us, everyone here is very nice... every human being, that is..."
she glances at the thistle.

"Well, Kindjal, How do you do? My name is Aurora, known aswell as Noireglace, but well... Call me Dave. Will be easier."

Takes a deep breath and smells the stench coming down the stairs:

"Are you really sure there are... Human beings other than you in here? I've been up there before, and... Well, let's say that considering the appaling state of the closet you were speaking about, I might better sleep outside with my bear. I may build something in the park, could I?"

Hello Aurora! Help yourself to some food. I left your bear a present outside...

Hope you like the food, Kindjal ^_^. By the way, did you ever wind up watching "Brokeback Mountain"...?

***Considers Pyonjinguk with a smile on his face***

"Oh hello! Well it seems this house slowly comes to life! How do you do, Pyon? Mind if I shorten a bit your name?"

***Blushes*** then says:

"By the way thanks for my bear. Her name's Slova. She's a bit silly but ain't bad at all. Hmmm about Brokeback Mountain, I succeed in keeping away from this film till then but I am sure it's a masterpiece... As long as I'm not involved in it!"

Oh, please, feel free to shorte my name ^_^

Slova is a sweetheart, by the way. I hope she likes the honey I got her (do polar bears eat honey?)

***Looks at the ceiling, bemused***

"Well I do thank you again, she just emptied the whole thing in a single mouthful... She's a hungry sweetie you know. But she has a golden hearth. And as far as I know, they're more used to eat Seals and Puffins, but honey will just do fine, and avoid me the sickening procedure of importing baby seals to here"

***has a good laugh***

Heh, yes, animal cruelty aside I'm almost certain we don't have room for a seal farm here

"Ok guys ! To celebrate our new room mate, what about having a party ?
I'll take care of the cooking, tell me what you would like to eat !"

"How jolly nice of you!"

*thinks*

"Well, how about something from your Homeland? We all love foreign gastronomy."

***Shudders to think it may be some frozen bear ribs***

"Something from France ?" repeats Kindjal, pensive.

"I don't know... Maybe Boeuf Bourguignon with pastas ?"

and she thinks about it a bit more and adds :

"Unless someone can't have wine ? The sauce is all about red wine."

"I'm not prohibitive! I should go easily along with a nice sauce prepared with faery hands!"

"Na, there's no faery hands in it, only beef !"
answers Kindjal with a wink

I wonder what faery hands taste like...

***Blushes***

"Well no didn't wanted to mean that. Sorry! I'd better get back to work by the way."

***Smiles to everyone, stares dubiously at the thistle, and then goes out***

What the hell is this thistle, I really can't understand...

"Ok, see you !"

Kindjal looks at the thistle too...

It's all withered ! It's no use keeping it anymore, I'm going to trash it...

Draenethia had been silently dozing, after getting bored of the humans' discussion. He now woke up with a start, to see Kindjal reach out for him.

Panicking, he forced out his weapons, and stiffened against her grasp.

What a dunce this girl is... doesn't she know that thistles naturally look a bit off colour?

Seeing the thistle struggling about of it's own accord must have spooked the woman out, and she stayed her hand.